Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Plight of the Fat Person

Tomorrow, using my last Personal Leave day, I'm headed to a small town in Saskatchewan. Champ is getting married. To JB even! Who wudda thunk it? *grins* So, I'm going to spend most of the day driving into Saskatchewan (really, who goes there???), meet up with Rocko, Bo Beri, and a few other University friends, watch the funeral...er, "marriage ceremony" on Saturday, drink, and drive back to my humble abode on Sunday. This place is so small, it has one motel called, coincidently, The Motel. *grins* I can't wait!

But, back to my rant. I am not a small girl. Yes, I hear the sarcasm escaping your lips when you say "Oh reeeeeeeeeally?". Especially since I've gained a size since I have returned to my place of birth. Damn Reese Peanut Butter Cups... *shakes fist* Anywho, I'm in drastic need of new clothes. I was also thinking of maybe some summertime PJs as well. Whenever I had a clothing whim (that means, have money in order to even fathom the idea of new clothes) in my old city, I had a variety of stores to pick from. Here, there is Wal-Mart. We have other "trendier" places, but:
1. I don't want to spend $100 on a Eminem shirt *rolls eyes*
2. Not my size anyway

So, the majority of the clothes here do not fit me. I waddle my arse to the "Plus Section" which should read "Suck up your pride, you fat lard" (which we have a whole two racks) ...
.... and everything is too big. Dagnamit! I just don't want to be the first nekkid teacher in this town. Is that too much to ask???

I guess I have to continually wash the few bits and pieces that are still presentable, and wait till I get back to my old city at the end of the month for my Daddy's birthday. *pouts*


( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 19th, 2005 02:57 am (UTC)
I love ya! Make sure you get a bunch of PINK clothing! Remember our horror when pink became the new... uh... pink? Well, after a year of sharing a room with Barbie, I've tried and bought a few pink pieces, and it turns out... curses... pink is "my colour"... *rolls eyes and grins* So, long story short, give it a try, because you never know... *winks*
Jun. 20th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
you'd look hot in pink!
-special k
Jun. 21st, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)
I agree. She could test drive the frilly fuscia crepe dresses she's going to have her bride's maids wear to her wedding. They'll have poofy sleeves, a honking big bow on the a**, and a rosette on the bust. I think they would make LOVELY first day of school outfits. :)
Jun. 21st, 2005 12:05 pm (UTC)
All I have to say is... "What the *bleep*, guys?!?!?!?! Is everyone on crack???"

That is all.
Jun. 21st, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
I have a great pic of Jez in a pink satin(ish) toga. Good stuff.

Wedding? :-) *sings* First comes love, then comes living together, then comes raising children then comes marriage, nananannanananananana*

Jun. 22nd, 2005 11:58 am (UTC)
Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Does everyone automatically insult the poor, defenseless Jez when she is too lazy to update???
( 6 comments — Leave a comment )