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Damn Law & Order

As you probably have guessed, I didn't win. No sir-ee Bob. What really sunk me was not the lack of expertise or general bad-luck aura, it was the bill of sale.

The man who sold it to me, hereby labeled as "The Winner", has a 50/50 warranty for 30 days after the purchase. Since it blew up after the 30 days, it was just "an unfortunate incident" (proclaimed by the hearing officer).

I think I may get the car fixed anyway. My mother thinks I should pursue this in Criminal Court. I think it would be easier and cheaper if I bought my mother some drugs.