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- I locked myself out of my house on Sunday. Actually, it should have happened sooner. I thought I did it at around 1 p.m. when I was giving Champ a ride to work. Turns out though I didn't fully close my door. I laughed at the gods. Finally, 8:30 came around and I thought, "Crap, I better go buy some food to eat before the store closes. I don't have any pockets in my sweat pants, so I will leave the door unlocked". Then the gods that I had smited (smote?) previously locked it while I was away. Or, out of habit, I locked it myself. It turned to a regular "I Love Lucy" trying to track down Bo Beri (who had my spare key) and my landlord (who eventually gave me the wrong spare key). That's what I get for leaving my apartment.

- Monday, I tutored. I also mowed my Dad's back yard, which feels like the size of a football field. Damn dramatic nature seeping though. Anyway, was I ever a sweaty beast when that finished. Also cleaned out the gold fish pond filter and the koi pond filter.

- Tuesday, I hauled me arse out of bed (since I don't normally get up before 10:30 a.m.) to go watch trashy Maury Povich at Blondie's house. Yep, gotta love those paternity suit shows. Who knew a black man could make a white baby?? And, I dyed Blondie's hair. Visited with the teacher that I taught with at the jail and showed her a bunch of Europe pictures. Ran through a storm in order to get a bag of Cheetos from 7-11.

- Today, a ringing phone woke me up at my usual time. Thinking about mowing the front yard today....


Just existing in a semi-employed state...